BUHARI'S CHANGE EXAMINATION (BCE) FOR NIGERIANS BEFORE MAY 29

By Uchendu Precious (Special Correspondent)

BUHARI’S CHANGE EXAMINATION (BCE) FOR NIGERIANS BEFORE MAY 29

In a few days from now, May 29, 2016 President Muhammadu Buhari’s led government of change will complete one year. Based on the doses of change injections Nigerians have received under this period, The Say News, after due consultations with its major information sources decided to conduct a compulsory Buhari Change Examination (BCE) for Nigerians, which result will be used as an appraisal for the state of the nation. And successfulNigerians will also be issued the BCE certificate after the Exam. It is an open book examination.

PLEASE, ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable, and if 1 year has been used for blaming, with the aid of a  diagram,

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3 years for:

i.          Dollar increase.

ii.         ii. Fuel Price increase.

2. If APC = All promises cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which people's suffering may increase.

  

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

  

5. Mention 5 Prisoners you know who feed with N14000 every day.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB  will travel to after London.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people but buys a jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, solve the equation in correlation to x.

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases; masquerade dressing, importation of grass and pencil production by 2017.

9. If x is 'change' and y is ' lies/propaganda', solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now you are fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you